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Automated censoring on 4-letter-words (Adults Only! Offensive Language in use) :)
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DVD Profiler Unlimited RegistrantStar ContributorLewis_Prothero
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Quoting klandersen:
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Quoting Patsa:
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Skit

Swearing in Swedish is ok.


The problem there is that is a perfectly legit word in English - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sketch_comedy

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An individual sketch or vignette is a brief scene or skit formerly used in vaudeville and used today on variety shows, comedy programs, adult entertainment, talk shows, or certain children's television programs (such as Sesame Street). Such a sketch can include footage of a "man on the street" on evening comedy television interview programs like the "Tonight Show."


Personally I think he was thinking of scat the form of Jazz singing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_singing

Spoken it would sound more like skeet, so probably he was referring to the african ground squirrel which is also known as "Skeet" .http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_ground_squirrel Probably because they splatter when they got shot at with a shotgun?
It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up!
But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid?


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Quoting eagle61397:
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Oh jiminy cricket, you mean I can't say shiitake mushroom or happy funtime.

Oh you can say (or better write) it, but we won't be able to read it. 
It all seems so stupid, it makes me want to give up!
But why should I give up, when it all seems so stupid?


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I can remember a thread at Intervocative where a user noticed you can read the bad language when you select to quote the post. Can anyone find it? I've tried for 10min now and can't...

BTW You can still read the bad language when you quote...
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Faen i helvete i satan! Jævla forpulte møkkasekker!   

Look like Norwegian swear-words work just fine as well...   
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Let me try:
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Oh, please tell us the hebrew translation!   

Edit:

Added some line breaks...

I think it's a transcription of George Carlin's "Seven words"...
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Quoting marcelb7:
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I think it's a transcription of George Carlin's "Seven words"...

Nope

Quoting George Carlin:
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You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
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"shiitake mushroom, Piss, happy funtime, meanie-weanie, CockSucker, unfriendly personer, and Tits"

Those are the heavy seven.

And I apologise to Ken and Geri if any of those get through

(edited, as yes, some of them, do indeed get through, so now shown as a spoiler)
Signature? We don't need no stinking... hang on, this has been done... blast [oooh now in Widescreen]
Ah... well you see.... I thought I'd say something more interesting... but cannot think of anything..... oh well
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Quoting FunkyLA:
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Quoting marcelb7:
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I think it's a transcription of George Carlin's "Seven words"...

Nope

Quoting George Carlin:
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You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
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...

Those are the heavy seven.

And I apologise to Ken and Geri if any of those get through

(edited, as yes, some of them, do indeed get through, so now shown as a spoiler)

10 points for the one who knows which one of these is in the (King James) Bible...
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Quoting CalebAndCo:
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10 points for the one who knows which one of these is in the (King James) Bible...

*#$@$?

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Quoting CalebAndCo:
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10 points for the one who knows which one of these is in the (King James) Bible...


1 Samuel 25

[22] So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that Spoiler:  (Select to view)
pisseth
against the wall.

2 Kings 18

[27] But Rab-shakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own Spoiler:  (Select to view)
piss
with you.

And actually in way more places than I imagined!
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Ding!  Ding!  Ding!  A Winner!  (The points are worthless, like on Whose Line... )

(And LOL to Dr. Killpatient.)
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(The points are worthless, like on Whose Line... )


&^*&! 
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Sugar Honey Iced Tea 
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Sugar Honey Iced Tea 


Yummy. $%#%#&#^^ it now I'm thirsty 
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I think we should all sing Christmas Carols, classics...like Jingle Bombs and Oh Holy Crap.  

Now let's see who gets it.

Skip
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Quoting skipnet50:
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I think we should all sing Christmas Carols, classics...like Jingle Bombs and Oh Holy Crap.  

Now let's see who gets it.

Skip


I KILL YOU! GODDAMNIT!...... UH  I MEAN ALLAHDAMNIT!
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Yay, good job, 007.

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Outta here

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